Gabi: So mommy, what would happen if someone, you know I'm just wondering, you know not me, swallowed a little poison.Me: Well, I guess it would depend on what kind of poison it was.
Gabi:What if, you know just wondering, it was a little bit of a not very bad poison.
Me: Gabi, what did you do?
Gabi sobbing: There was a little bit of toothpaste on the lid and I licked it off. Then I turned the toothpaste over and it said "if children under 13 swallow call poison control immediately". I'm so bad. What is going to happen to me.
Me successfully keeping a straight face: Gabi they mean like eating the whole bottle. You will be fine. Your brother swallows that much every night because he doesn't spit well.
Ahhh. My wonderfully sensitive beautiful rule follower!
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